This post is a little
shorter than usual for two reasons: the first is that it was Christmas and I
was busy doing Christmas stuff. The second reason is that I’m planning a little
something special for you guys for next post that I hope you’ll like and it's taking up a little time.
Also, I’ve had one or
two people ask me why I’m not updating every week like I said I would, which is
unusual, because I said that I’d be updating every second week back in my first
post. But just to clear up any confusion: posting is every second Thursday,
with the chance of special updates when and if something happens. Anyway, onwards.
Soooo, if you’re reading this, chances are that you’re still
alive. If you’re reading this and you’re not alive, then thanks for reading.
And, you know – sorry for whatever you did to deserve this.
Damned souls aside, all of you have now suffered through the crass consumerism, stilted conversation with little-seen relatives, and glorious, artery-rending binge-feast that is Christmas. Now, there are plenty of people who love to
complain about Christmas, harrumphing as they pick fleas out of their green fur
and steal all the Whatsits in Whoville. This is especially true here on the
internet, where your standing is derived mostly from how jaded you can act and
the number of tits you require to stay your demands to GTFO. Not me
though: I normally really like Christmas. The food, the family, getting neat
stuff (this year’s haul includes both an Xbox and a wicked scale-model kit of
the Ecto-1); it's all normally really good.
Normally.
Not this year though. This year, I was embarrassed,
humiliated, and severely let down by a certain someone. Someone who really
should have known better: someone who I am very, very disappointed with. I
think you all know who I'm referring to.
That's right: the Mayans.